Oh, my gouty finger.
I thought a bug had bit you
or the leash had twisted you 'round.
But I looked you up on Google
and this is what I found:
The pain will come and go
it's mostly in the joint.
They say diet can control it
But that's really not the point.
It seems you have arthritis
with time it will get worse.
My vision too is faltering,
this aging thing's a curse.
Yes, it seems that now I have
arthritis that is gouty.
And I guess I'll have to suffer
'cuz that diet I've thrown out-y.
Even though you are quite little
you give me pain like I'm in labor.
Too bad you're not the middle one
so I could show you to the neighbor.
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